RATE IT 1 2 3 4 5 Heard a good one? Think you're funny? Add your joke here.   Though we're still adding features to the site, please have a chuckle on us! Send comments and jokes to webmaster@laughalot.net     Hamburgers Served 204752 . Find a Joke Any Words All Words Exact Phrase	Chapped Lips Bill and John, two lumberjacks, are out cutting timber one cold day when Bill starts to complain about always having chapped lips then notices John never does. "Why don't you ever have chapped lips"? asks Bill. "It's simple", John drops his pants, bends over and sticks his finger up his butt, then rubs his finger all over his lips. "Does that keep you from getting chapped lips"? Bill asks. "No" replies John, "but it sure keeps me from licking them"!
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