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A little boy in year 1 had some home work from the teacher that was to 'learn some words from home'.

So the little boy went past his brother's room and heard "nananananananana batman nananananananana batman".

Then he went past his sister's room and heard "in my little red car in my little red car".

Then he went passed his mums room and heard "lolliepop lolliepop ooooohhh i want my lolliepop".

After that he went down stairs and his dad hit his toe and said "FUCK!"

The next day he went to school and the teacher asked him what words did you learn?

"FUCK!" the little boy replied.

Then the teacher said "How dare you! Who do you think you are?"

"Nananananananana batman nananananananana batman" the little boy said.

The teacher said "How do you think your gonna get out of this?"

"In my little red car in my little red car" the boy said.

Then the eacher said "what do you think you deserve for that inapropiate behaviour?" so the little boy said "lolliepop lolliepop oooohh i want my lolliepop".

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