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Those White House Nights
Sing the song below to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease".


Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast"

Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast"

Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me"

Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees"

Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those summer nights"

Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more"

Linda Trip: "try to remember your best"

Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"

Kenneth Star: "Did he come on your dress?"

Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp"

Monica: "The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp"

Bill: "She gave me head, right in the White House"

Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth:

Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more"

Linda Trip: "he sounds like a swell guy"

Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"

Kenneth Star: "Did he tell you to lie?"

Bill: "Press found out, it turned into a mess"

Monica: "He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress"

Bill: "She promised to lie, she made a vow"

Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now"

Bill & Monica: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams, But.........oh, Those White House Nights"

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