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| Quite the Trunk | There was this guy who had been having chronic trouble trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor.
After checking him out, the doctor gave his report. "Well, there's good news and bad news, he says. " The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
"There's an experimental treatment available. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
Feeling he hasn't got much to lose, the man agrees to try the new procedure.
After the operation, he takes his girlfriend to dinner to celebrate. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point where it is becoming painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly. Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop, grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!" |
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