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| What's It Take To Get A Drink | A guy walks into a bar. Once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, `What the heck, I really want a drink.`
So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, `What's the name of your penis?
The guy says, `Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.`
The gay bartender says, `I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.`
So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, `Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?`
The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, `TIMEX'.
The guy asks, `Why Timex?` The fella proudly replies, `Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!`
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, `So, what do you call your penis?`
The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, `FORD, because quality is Job 1`, he then ads, `Have you driven a Ford lately?`
Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, `The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer.`
The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, `Why secret?`
The guy says, `because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!` |
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