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| The Blonde Joke To End All Jokes | A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar,and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside, leave them there for five minutes, then remove them unscathed,will each of you buy me a drink?"
The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants,and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps. After 5 minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of the head.
The gator opens its mouth and the man gently removes his unscathed genitals as promised. The crowd cheers and the first of his free drinks are delivered.
"Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd. After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up.
"I'll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the beer bottle" |
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