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| Ahh Nuts | Two guys go hunting. Tim has never gone hunting. Scott has hunted all his life.
When they get to the woods, Scott tells Tim to sit quietly by a tree while Scott checks out a deer stand and to not make a sound. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Scott hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Tim and yells, I thought I told you to be quiet!"
Tim says, Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep.
But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any longer!" |
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